Dear Steve,

Was that so hard? Now maybe you've learned your lesson about staying away so long. Gay porn, spider genocide and unjust Hitler comparisons. You could have prevented all of it, simply by telling us about dressing up like Japanese women again.

Jay Bennish deserves nothing but my undying apathy towards replacing his irresponsible rhetoric in the About section. Does he deserve to be there? Not really, but we now have a well thought out, rational reason why not. Will he be replaced? Soon, but not until after I've gotten some sleep, as I have been awake since 6:00 am 5/9/2006 (24:16 hours) and counting. Major theme park Nextel failures on project launch day can be a bitch, especially during Nextel midnight server update time. Tomorrow begins when I wake up later today.