Saturday, February 09, 2008

Roger Clemens Arrives for Hearing on Steroids

Wow. I would imagine this won't help his chances much. I really thought his lawyers would be better than this.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Grammar Dog to Bite Hand that Feeds Him

From the wonderful t-shirt of my friend yojay:

"If you close your mind, don't forget to close your mouth" Good advice. if this offends then you're probably the target audience. Relax and go cue up some Beatles tunes.

Friday, February 01, 2008

McVideo Game, Part 2

I got my system figured out now. Don't spoil the land, don't let too many sick cows go through, and payoff everyone you can find. But don't worry too much about marketing--a $6,000 fine from some obesitygroup is better than paying $600 a month for two years to make sure I don't get sued.

...and yes, there is a reason that man doesn't look happy. Disgruntled employees don't bother me too much--they slow down production a little, but not enough to make me watch them 24/7. Trust me, there's a lot more crap going into these burger than some spit. At one point I think I had 5-6 mad cows accidently slip through.

McVideo game

For the record, I was not looking for porn when I discovered this interesting McVideo game.

Sometimes a game with a message is underdeveloped to get the word out quickly. This is not the case here. The McVideo game is robust and creative. The jury is still out as to whether it is truly winnable or solvable. You are in control of a flash-based fast food empire, controlling all aspects of production, sales, marketing and corporate politics.

Pretty impressive for a flash game with a message. Keep an eye on this post to see how far we get. GSTDOG posted the first impressive number in the screenshot above. Since there is no real high score feature, it's more of a max profit before the inevitable house of cards collapses. Part game skill and part PRINT SCREEN key timing skill.