Roger Clemens Arrives for Hearing on Steroids

Wow. I would imagine this won't help his chances much. I really thought his lawyers would be better than this.

Ahhh..the Onion..enjoy.

George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers

NEW YORK—Immediately following the Yankees' first-round playoff elimination last Saturday, George Steinbrenner released a statement announcing his intention to fire the Detroit Tigers, whose "inexcusable postseason performance stunned and...