This week in colorful review language
For the record, I was not looking for porn when I discovered this review. I was simply looking for a way to hack into the Suicide Girls website, since I am constantly barraged with their ads on the sites I frequent, and I wanted to finally find out what it was all about. Plus, I found their $4/month fee outrageous. That's almost an entire Combo #1 at Wendy's and a man's gotta eat. See, not a pervert. Just a guy exploring the deepest, darkest reaches of the internet...academically.
To illustrate, I've heard that if you were to stuff me into a blast furnace, fill it with white phosphorous grenades, set them off and turn on the furnace, and then bury the whole thing in the molten core of the sun, I would still be significantly less hot than the Suicide Girls, even if we did it in the middle of August.
1 comment:
I've seen a lot of people justify looking at porn, and this has to be one of the worst excuses.
Okay, so maybe I've never heard someone justify looking at porn before, but I felt the need to qualify my statement. Otherwise, all I can say is that this is the first time I've seen someone try to justify looking at porn on a blog, and that's a rather boring thing to day.
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