Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Fark goodness

1 comment:

Steve W. said...

You can learn so much by watching TV:

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Fry: Robot Devil? I get your hands? Zam!

Robot Devil: Oh what an appallingly ironic outcome.

Bender: It's not ironic it's just coincidental. Now fork over those lady-fingers cookie!

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Leela: (shouting) What? Oh this is horrible. I won't be able to hear Fry's opera.

[She starts to cry. The Robot Devil stands at the end of the corridor watching them.]

Robot Devil: Ah how delightfully ironic.

Bender: It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this!

[He blows the airhorn weakly.]

Robot Devil: Ooh! Out of aerosol? Also ironic!

Bender: Oh yeah? Well bite my shiny metal - [He points at where his crotchplate used to be. No ass left to bite.] (shouting) Oh nooo!

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Leela: (singing) That isn't what I meant,
That isn't what I signed.

[The Robot Devil takes the contract out of his chest cabinet.]

Robot Devil: (singing) You should have checked the wording in the fine... [He makes the contract larger.] Print!

Leela: (reading) I'll give you my hand...

Leela and Robot Devil: (singing) ...In marriage.

[In the audience Bender reads from a dictionary.]

Bender: (singing) The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention,
Now that is..."irony!"