Video Game Olympics!

This is why I suck at Counter-Strike. Plus, I'm 35 with a kid, so my hours are a little more limited still.

The gamers themselves, overwhelmingly middle-class white or Asian males in their early 20s or late teens, almost always come to a career-ending point in their lives where they can no longer dedicate the long hours necessary to achieve video game stardom.

“It’s called college,” Suttles said.