Monday, September 12, 2005

Rock, Paper Scissors 15?!



ROCK POUNDS OUT
FIRE, CRUSHES SCISSORS, SNAKE,
HUMAN,
WOLF, SPONGE, BLOCKS (GROWTH OF) TREE.



FIRE MELTS SCISSORS,
BURNS PAPER, SNAKE, HUMAN,
TREE, WOLF & SPONGE.



SCISSORS SWISH THROUGH AIR, CARVE TREE,
CUT PAPER, SNAKE, HUMAN,
WOLF & SPONGE.



SNAKE BITES HUMAN & WOLF,
SWALLOWS SPONGE, NESTS IN TREE & PAPER,
BREATHES AIR, DRINKS WATER.



HUMAN PLANTS TREE, TAMES WOLF,
CLEANS WITH SPONGE,
WRITES PAPER, BREATHES
AIR, DRINKS WATER, SLAYS DRAGON.



TREE SHELTERS WOLF & DRAGON, OUTLIVES SPONGE,
BECOMES PAPER, PRODUCES AIR, DRINKS WATER,
IMPRISONS DEVIL.



WOLF CHEWS UP SPONGE,
& PAPER, BREATHES
AIR, DRINKS WATER, OUTRUNS DRAGON & LIGHTNING,
BITES DEVIL's HEINY.



SPONGE SOAKS PAPER, USES
AIR POCKETS, ABSORBS WATER, CLEANSES DEVIL & DRAGON,
CLEANS GUN, CONDUCTS LIGHTNING.



PAPER FANS AIR,
COVERS ROCK, FLOATS ON WATER, REBUKES DEVIL & DRAGON,
OUTLAWS GUN, DEFINES LIGHTNING.



AIR BLOWS OUT FIRE,
ERODES ROCK, EVAPORATES WATER, CHOKES DEVIL,
TARNISHES GUN, FREEZES DRAGON, CREATES LIGHTNING.



WATER DROWNS DEVIL & DRAGON, ERODES ROCK, PUTS OUT
FIRE, RUSTS SCISSORS & GUN,
CONDUCTS LIGHTNING.



DRAGON COMMANDS DEVIL, BREATHES LIGHTNING &
FIRE, RESTS ON ROCK, IMMUNE TO SCISSORS &
GUN, SPAWNS SNAKE.



DEVIL HURLS ROCK, BREATHS
FIRE, IMMUNE TO SCISSORS & GUN, CASTS LIGHTNING,
EATS SNAKES, POSSESSES HUMAN.



LIGHTNING MELTS GUN & SCISSORS,
SPLITS ROCK & TREE, STARTS FIRE,
STRIKES SNAKE & HUMAN.



GUN TARGETS ROCK & TREE,
FIRES, OUTCLASSES SCISSORS,
SHOOTS SNAKE, HUMAN & WOLF.



Each gesture beats out seven others, and is beaten by the remaining seven.

...SO...will there ever be an RPS-17 and beyond? Maybe it's up to YOU...

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