Wired 13.07: POSTS

"Phonesexatron, also known as the Phone Sex Matrix, includes a treatise on the art of telephonic titillation. ('Just take something in your everyday life and pervert it.') The guide also enumerates tips on breaking the ice, pacing calls, and providing convincing moans and other sound effects. And there's a lengthy thesaurus to help operators avoid repetition and cliche. (Among the 210 syn- onyms for male genitalia: night crawler in a turtleneck sweater and master of ceremonies.) "