Crap - I should have worked at Google

"Paternity Leave
Google believes it is important for new dads to bond with their newborns. To celebrate the addition of your new offspring, Google will provide two weeks of paid leave for you to spend with your child (and catch up on your sleep). You also receive up to $50 a day to spend on Waiters On Wheels for the first two weeks that you are home with your new baby."