GTA IV Statue of Happiness beating heart

For the record, I was not looking for porn when I crashed my helicopter into the Statue of Happiness.

Empire State Building vs Rotterdam Tower

Empire State Building vs Rotterdam Tower, originally uploaded by Matthew Johnston.

Liberty City vs NYC

You decide.

Montana Munny Series

Montana Munny Series, originally uploaded by farkfk.

This is cool as hell. Original all around.

Paint can mummies..unless they have a better name.

Starbucks, Beijing

Starbucks, Beijing, originally uploaded by swish008.

And that is how you do that.

Ahhh...originality

For the record, I was not looking for porn when I discovered this on the internet.

Roger Clemens Arrives for Hearing on Steroids

Wow. I would imagine this won't help his chances much. I really thought his lawyers would be better than this.

Grammar Dog to Bite Hand that Feeds Him

From the wonderful t-shirt of my friend yojay:

"If you close your mind, don't forget to close your mouth" Good advice. if this offends then you're probably the target audience. Relax and go cue up some Beatles tunes.

McVideo Game, Part 2

I got my system figured out now. Don't spoil the land, don't let too many sick cows go through, and payoff everyone you can find. But don't worry too much about marketing--a $6,000 fine from some obesitygroup is better than paying $600 a month for two years to make sure I don't get sued.



...and yes, there is a reason that man doesn't look happy. Disgruntled employees don't bother me too much--they slow down production a little, but not enough to make me watch them 24/7. Trust me, there's a lot more crap going into these burger than some spit. At one point I think I had 5-6 mad cows accidently slip through.

McVideo game

For the record, I was not looking for porn when I discovered this interesting McVideo game.

Sometimes a game with a message is underdeveloped to get the word out quickly. This is not the case here. The McVideo game is robust and creative. The jury is still out as to whether it is truly winnable or solvable. You are in control of a flash-based fast food empire, controlling all aspects of production, sales, marketing and corporate politics.

Pretty impressive for a flash game with a message. Keep an eye on this post to see how far we get. GSTDOG posted the first impressive number in the screenshot above. Since there is no real high score feature, it's more of a max profit before the inevitable house of cards collapses. Part game skill and part PRINT SCREEN key timing skill.

80's Halloween theme costumes

For the record, I was not looking for porn when I came up with these ideas for 80's Halloween costumes.

Although not a comprehensive list by any means, these were ideas that I thought I could maybe make on the cheap. I pulled these from a few Youtube sessions and my sketchy childhood memory.

• Functional Rubik's Cube
• Twinkie the Kid
• Connect 4 Game
• Crazy Glue Guy hanging from girder
• New Coke can
• Wham! (CHOOSE LIFE...dye hair blond)
• Freedom Rock Guy
• Chia Pet
• Optimus Prime
• GI Joe (Obscure character..like Shipwreck)
• Marty McFly - Orange vest, skateboard
• Kool-Aid Man

I ended up going as Indiana Jones because a friend of mine had access to an official costume.

Too much Red Bull

For the record, I was not looking for porn when I discovered this Red Bull video on YouTube.

SQUIDOO for you

I just made this lens about my cafepress shop on SQUIDOO.COM. Check it out to see some great behind the scenes details for my shop designs.

Our shop is linked to the right, but just in case you are reading this in some other way, it's http://www.cafepress.com/yojay.

Most impressive Windows error message you'll see this week

In the middle of something? Er, what makes you think I was in the middle of something? What would I be in the middle of? I wasn't in the middle of anything.

Just because the movie's called 'The Shooter'...

I'd hit it.

Michael Vick's Dodge Nitro?

If Vick owned a Dodge Nitro, it would probably be this one.

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Nashville airport

Nashville airport, originally uploaded by yojayy.

Win 98 - woohoo!

This picture was taken in June of 2007

Our new shop banner

Yes, I consider it news!

A Gamer's Wedding Cake

There's this wedding cake that's an Xbox 360, an Xbox, a PS2 and a GameCube on Top. Crazy Awesome.

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Ten Politically Incorrect Truths About Human Nature

Why most suicide bombers are Muslim, beautiful people have more daughters, humans are naturally polygamous, sexual harassment isn't sexist, and blonds are more attractive.

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Picture: The Zombie Food Pyramid

A top down representation of the zombie food pyramid. Definitely a keeper for future reference.

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Hilarious: Actual Airline Complaint

This is an actual airline complaint filed by a passenger. Absolutely hilarious.

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