You can learn so much by watching TV:------Fry: Robot Devil? I get your hands? Zam! Robot Devil: Oh what an appallingly ironic outcome. Bender: It's not ironic it's just coincidental. Now fork over those lady-fingers cookie! -------Leela: (shouting) What? Oh this is horrible. I won't be able to hear Fry's opera. [She starts to cry. The Robot Devil stands at the end of the corridor watching them.] Robot Devil: Ah how delightfully ironic. Bender: It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this! [He blows the airhorn weakly.] Robot Devil: Ooh! Out of aerosol? Also ironic! Bender: Oh yeah? Well bite my shiny metal - [He points at where his crotchplate used to be. No ass left to bite.] (shouting) Oh nooo! ------Leela: (singing) That isn't what I meant, That isn't what I signed. [The Robot Devil takes the contract out of his chest cabinet.] Robot Devil: (singing) You should have checked the wording in the fine... [He makes the contract larger.] Print! Leela: (reading) I'll give you my hand... Leela and Robot Devil: (singing) ...In marriage. [In the audience Bender reads from a dictionary.] Bender: (singing) The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention, Now that is..."irony!"
You can learn so much by watching TV:
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Fry: Robot Devil? I get your hands? Zam!
Robot Devil: Oh what an appallingly ironic outcome.
Bender: It's not ironic it's just coincidental. Now fork over those lady-fingers cookie!
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Leela: (shouting) What? Oh this is horrible. I won't be able to hear Fry's opera.
[She starts to cry. The Robot Devil stands at the end of the corridor watching them.]
Robot Devil: Ah how delightfully ironic.
Bender: It's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this!
[He blows the airhorn weakly.]
Robot Devil: Ooh! Out of aerosol? Also ironic!
Bender: Oh yeah? Well bite my shiny metal - [He points at where his crotchplate used to be. No ass left to bite.] (shouting) Oh nooo!
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Leela: (singing) That isn't what I meant,
That isn't what I signed.
[The Robot Devil takes the contract out of his chest cabinet.]
Robot Devil: (singing) You should have checked the wording in the fine... [He makes the contract larger.] Print!
Leela: (reading) I'll give you my hand...
Leela and Robot Devil: (singing) ...In marriage.
[In the audience Bender reads from a dictionary.]
Bender: (singing) The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention,
Now that is..."irony!"